{"id":6705,"date":"2011-01-03T22:52:17","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T05:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6705"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:22:54","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:22:54","slug":"scantless-no-tweekers-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6705","title":{"rendered":"Scantless: No Tweekers Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Spotted while driving through Mendocino.<\/p>\n

Tweekers and Bag Hos I’m clear on, but what the hell are scantless<\/em> fish?<\/p>\n

I turned to the trusty internets for a definition, expecting one result to come from Urban Dictionary<\/strong>, instead I got this urban Deep-Thoughts-on-crack discussion:<\/p>\n

“Y is it femalez are so damn scantless?” <\/h2>\n

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Thanks Ghetospydr<\/a> for translating scantless<\/em> for the rest of us. Whether its scandalous or a skinny, meatless fish, don’t let your tweaked-out Bag Ho bring ’em to\u00a0Mendocino<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Spotted while driving through Mendocino. Tweekers and Bag Hos I’m clear on, but what the hell are scantless fish? I turned to the trusty internets for a definition, expecting one result to come from Urban Dictionary, instead I got this urban Deep-Thoughts-on-crack discussion: “Y is it femalez are so damn scantless?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[22,2671,566,2672,2669,2670],"class_list":["post-6705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-kyeo","tag-mendocino","tag-road-signs","tag-scantless","tag-sign","tag-tweekers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6705"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6713,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions\/6713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}