{"id":6854,"date":"2011-01-20T11:24:10","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T18:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6854"},"modified":"2011-01-20T11:24:10","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T18:24:10","slug":"watch-meth-addict-vs-invisible-snakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6854","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Meth Addict vs. Invisible Snakes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Amazing National Crystal Meth Hallucination League action from The Onion<\/strong>‘s new Sportsdome<\/a>. I wonder if the league started in Mendocino<\/a>. (Thanks, Jesse<\/a>!)<\/p>\n

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