{"id":7047,"date":"2011-02-18T01:56:12","date_gmt":"2011-02-18T08:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7047"},"modified":"2011-02-18T08:21:25","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T15:21:25","slug":"wtf-spend-9-minutes-covered-in-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7047","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Spend 9 Minutes Covered in Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As a chocolate fiend this<\/a> sounded like a great idea. Until I watched it. Now I’d rather enjoy undrizzled oxygen. No, not the network.<\/p>\n

If you’re not quite satiated, or saturated, watch the 7 minute Chocolate sequel<\/a> and final chapter<\/a>.\u00a0More overkill performance art video from\u00a0MARTYNKA WAWRZYNIAK<\/a> on Vimeo<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

For the original recipe for overkill,\u00a0watch this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

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As a chocolate fiend this sounded like a great idea. Until I watched it. Now I’d rather enjoy undrizzled oxygen. No, not the network. If you’re not quite satiated, or saturated, watch the 7 minute Chocolate sequel and final chapter.\u00a0More overkill performance art video from\u00a0MARTYNKA WAWRZYNIAK on Vimeo. For the original recipe for overkill,\u00a0watch this. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[56,2868,2867,883],"class_list":["post-7047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-video","tag-chocolate","tag-martynka-wawrzyniak","tag-performance-art","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7047"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7053,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7047\/revisions\/7053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}