{"id":7295,"date":"2011-03-25T14:30:40","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T21:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7295"},"modified":"2011-11-08T00:14:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T07:14:52","slug":"q-what-has-two-thumbs-likes-beer-and-carries-a-dolly-with-pride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7295","title":{"rendered":"Q: What has Two Thumbs, Likes Beer, and Carries a Dolly with Pride?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A:<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7280\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7296\" title=\"Beer Delivery Guy Jacket\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Beer-Delivery-Guy-Jacket_Unnecessary-Umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Beer-Delivery-Guy-Jacket_Unnecessary-Umlaut.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Beer-Delivery-Guy-Jacket_Unnecessary-Umlaut-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every Friday like clockwork, or like the <a title=\"Rock out with the \u00dcmlaut every Friday\" href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?tag=fridayfive\" target=\"_blank\">Friday Five<\/a>, the Beer Delivery Guy shows up for the agency&#8217;s weekly beer bash (did I mention I love freelancing?). Today I managed to snap a pic of his satin pride. Fantastic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Update x2: Princess Leia Beer Can Mystery\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7175\">QUIZ: Princess Leia Beer Can Mystery<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"SF Beer Week: Lagunitas Collaboration Brew \u201cSan Francisco Fusion\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6935\">SF Beer Week: Lagunitas Collaboration Brew \u201cSan Francisco Fusion\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: N\u00f8gne \u00d8 Winter Ale\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7111\">Beer Review: N\u00f8gne \u00d8 Winter Ale<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Bid: Warriors, Come Out to eBayyyyyyyy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4042\">Bid: Warriors, Come Out to eBayyyyyyyy<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Silkscreen: SXSW Vintage Beer Can Print\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7251\">Silkscreen: SXSW Vintage Beer Can Print<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Wear: Brew Holster Cult\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1478\">Wear: Brew Holster Cult<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Drink: How the New Lagunitas Mason Jar Measures Beer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5321\">Drink: How the New Lagunitas Mason Jar Measures Beer<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Wild Hops In Abandoned Miner Cabin\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2250\">Beer: Wild Hops in Abandoned Miner Cabin<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: The Most Awesome Bottle Opener In the World. Ever.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5235\">Beer: The Most Awesome Bottle Opener In the World. Ever.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A: Every Friday like clockwork, or like the Friday Five, the Beer Delivery Guy shows up for the agency&#8217;s weekly beer bash (did I mention I love freelancing?). Today I managed to snap a pic of his satin pride. Fantastic. \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022 RELATED: QUIZ: Princess Leia Beer Can Mystery SF Beer Week: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[3004,3005,581],"class_list":["post-7295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","tag-beer-delivery-guy","tag-jacket","tag-organic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7295"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7302,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7295\/revisions\/7302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}