{"id":7374,"date":"2011-04-13T15:18:50","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T22:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7374"},"modified":"2011-04-23T10:45:37","modified_gmt":"2011-04-23T17:45:37","slug":"opening-day-drunk-girl-at-chicago-cubs-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7374","title":{"rendered":"Opening Day: Drunk Girl at Chicago Cubs Game"},"content":{"rendered":"

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UPDATE<\/span>: REAL OR FAKE? ANSWER BELOW<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not as immediately satisfying as drunk Russian lady destroying grocery aisle<\/a> or drunk guy putting on flip-flop<\/a>, but worth a watch for sure. (Thanks, Wardinger<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Here’s a couple choice quotes.\u00a0On why she comes to games:<\/p>\n

“The wings. The beer deals. There’s like, usually like, hot guys that’re, like, up for anything”<\/em><\/p>\n

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On the girls who are with those hot guys:<\/p>\n

“\u2026Depending on what the girl looks like, I’ll just fight her”<\/em><\/p>\n

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On NPR:<\/p>\n

“They should defunct that. What is this, Russia? \u2026 “<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

UPDATE: REAL OR FAKE?<\/span><\/strong><\/span> We’ve all been wondering if this was a joke. Finally, there’s proof.\u00a0It was Kate James<\/a> of Chicago<\/strong> area sketch comedy ensemble Schadenfreude<\/a>. Well done, Kate<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

HOWEVER, THESE DRUNK CUBS FANS ARE ABSOLUTELY REAL<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

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