{"id":7668,"date":"2011-06-14T10:13:20","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T17:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7668"},"modified":"2011-08-10T11:51:31","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T18:51:31","slug":"kyeo-the-billboard-that-made-me-rethink-eating-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7668","title":{"rendered":"KYEO: The Billboard That Made Me Rethink Eating Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This brings up a terrific question: Why don’t <\/em>you eat cats?<\/h2>\n

Bacon<\/a> comes from an animal half as cute. Shouldn’t cats be twice as delicious?<\/h3>\n

There’s even a festival devoted entirely to eating cats Festival Gastronomico del Gato<\/em><\/strong> every September\u00a0in Peru<\/a>. Alas, this is not an ad for said fest. Nor does the Starter Guide set you down the path to becoming a feline feast fancier. It’s actually some sort of meatless propaganda.\u00a0Bummer. Now it’s got me rethinking other animals, too. Like a grilled\u00a0Panda Cow<\/a> or Poodle-Bison<\/a> burger. Mmm.<\/p>\n

Spotted in Petaluma (the same placement as\u00a0Healy\u2019s Naked Power grab<\/a>).<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This brings up a terrific question: Why don’t you eat cats? Bacon comes from an animal half as cute. Shouldn’t cats be twice as delicious? There’s even a festival devoted entirely to eating cats Festival Gastronomico del Gato every September\u00a0in Peru. Alas, this is not an ad for said fest. Nor does the Starter Guide […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[146,2597,34,1188,1622,3207,22,2916,53,3206],"class_list":["post-7668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-advertising","tag-animals","tag-bacon","tag-billboard","tag-dog","tag-festival-gastronomico-del-gato","tag-kyeo","tag-outdoor","tag-petaluma","tag-pig"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7668"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8026,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7668\/revisions\/8026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}