{"id":7805,"date":"2011-07-07T12:49:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T19:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7805"},"modified":"2011-07-07T12:49:34","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T19:49:34","slug":"wtf-hockey-ref-magically-materializes-at-blackhawks-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7805","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Hockey Ref Magically Materializes at Blackhawks Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZdKlf3igdy4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZdKlf3igdy4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This hoser came outta nowhere. (Thanks, <a title=\"Norcal Beer Guide\" href=\"http:\/\/www.norcalbeerguide.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">John<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p>Not even this <a title=\"Baby Owl: There Is No There There\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6389\" target=\"_blank\">baby owl<\/a> or <a title=\"Watch: Meth Addict vs. Invisible Snakes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6854\" target=\"_blank\">meth addict <\/a> saw him comin&#8217;. Crazy on ice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><!--more-->\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7791\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt from unnecessary umlaut\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee4.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee4-300x86.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer Maiden Mural: Hanna Aitchison Wall Piece for Lagunitas Chicago Beer \u201cZephyr\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7693\">Beer Maiden Mural: Hanna Aitchison Wall Piece for Lagunitas Chicago Beer \u201cZephyr\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Look\/Listen: Abandoned Cars on Lake Shore Drive, Snowmageddon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6925\">Look\/Listen: Abandoned Cars on Lake Shore Drive, Snowmageddon<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Art: Playboy Redux w\/ Mike Giant, Jeremy Fish, Tim Biskup, Shag, \u2026 Opens in Chicago\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5496\">Art: Playboy Redux w\/ Mike Giant, Jeremy Fish, Tim Biskup, Shag, \u2026 Opens in Chicago<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Chicago: Transformers 3 x NASCAR = WTF\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4885\">Chicago: Transformers 3 x NASCAR = WTF<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Epic Nanook Hockey Opener Video\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2888\">WTF: Epic Nanook Hockey Opener Video<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer + Hot Lava Rocks = Dr. Klankenstein Stein Brewing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5477\">Beer + Hot Lava Rocks = Dr. Klankenstein Stein Brewing<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: Jesse\u2019s Magical Follicles\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4124\">Watch: Jesse\u2019s Magical Follicles<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"How To: Make an Invisible Bottle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3965\">How To: Make an Invisible Bottle<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This hoser came outta nowhere. (Thanks, John!) Not even this baby owl or meth addict saw him comin&#8217;. Crazy on ice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[3262,387,1120,474,3263,1922],"class_list":["post-7805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-blackhawks","tag-chicago","tag-hockey","tag-illusion","tag-magic","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7806,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7805\/revisions\/7806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}