{"id":7830,"date":"2011-07-13T22:08:53","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T05:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7830"},"modified":"2011-07-13T22:08:53","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T05:08:53","slug":"ron-swanson-a-moustachioed-bacon-lover-after-my-own-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7830","title":{"rendered":"Ron Swanson: A Moustachioed Bacon Lover After My Own Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you haven’t given\u00a0Parks & Recreation<\/strong> a chance yet, go now\u2014it’s free on Hulu<\/a> so you don’t have an excuse not<\/em> to. And if you already have, the show’s really grown into its own. So try again. Ron Swanson<\/strong>‘s become one of my favorite characters on TV<\/del> the web. The guy knows how to eat. (Thanks, Mel<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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If you haven’t given\u00a0Parks & Recreation a chance yet, go now\u2014it’s free on Hulu so you don’t have an excuse not to. And if you already have, the show’s really grown into its own. So try again. Ron Swanson‘s become one of my favorite characters on TV the web. The guy knows how to eat. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,7],"tags":[2202,352,3274,3276,3275,521],"class_list":["post-7830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fooddrink","category-video","tag-compilation","tag-moustache","tag-parks-and-recreation","tag-ron-swanson","tag-swanson-vs-food","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7830"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7857,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7830\/revisions\/7857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}