{"id":7833,"date":"2011-07-12T08:09:39","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T15:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7833"},"modified":"2011-07-12T15:17:33","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T22:17:33","slug":"brilliant-this-guy-just-shot-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7833","title":{"rendered":"Brilliant: This Guy Just Shot Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"303\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zC5nh172Dt4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"303\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zC5nh172Dt4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>You know, the <a title=\"Video: Sharp Bow-And-Arrow Shooter Can Hit Anything\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1515\" target=\"_blank\">Bow-and-Arrow Sharpshooter<\/a> would never do this. Ever. (Thanks, <a title=\"Blue Ribbon Salvage\" href=\"http:\/\/BlueRIbbonSalvage.com\" target=\"_blank\">Mel<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Naked Hay-Bailing Jackass\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5488\">WTF: Naked Hay-Bailing Jackass<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Instant Bikini Rave, Just Add Water \u2026\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6405\">WTF: Instant Bikini Rave, Just Add Water \u2026<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Sharp Bow-And-Arrow Shooter Can Hit Anything\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1515\">Video: Sharp Bow-And-Arrow Shooter Can Hit Anything<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Shot on RED: Skate and Create \u201cLaikairomania\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5583\">Shot on RED: Skate and Create \u201cLaikairomania\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Brick Bang: Classic LEGO Spaceman Animated Gif\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7088\">Brick Bang: Classic LEGO Spaceman Animated Gif<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"MANDOM: Charles Bronson Commercial Collection, Bonus Vintage Posters\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5106\">MANDOM: Charles Bronson Commercial Collection, Bonus Vintage Posters<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4482\">Watch: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the Bow-and-Arrow Sharpshooter would never do this. Ever. (Thanks, Mel!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[3277,3278,1929],"class_list":["post-7833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-gun","tag-guy-shoots-self","tag-nsfw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7833"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7846,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7833\/revisions\/7846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}