{"id":8256,"date":"2011-08-24T09:04:43","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T16:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8256"},"modified":"2011-08-24T11:50:14","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T18:50:14","slug":"pbr-lol-pabst-pansy-autocorrect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8256","title":{"rendered":"PBR LOL: Pabst Pansy Autocorrect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8256\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8257 aligncenter\" title=\"Pabst Pansy Autocorrect iPhone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pabst_pansy_autocorrect_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pabst_pansy_autocorrect_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/pabst_pansy_autocorrect_unnecessary-umlaut-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I was trying to settle a bet about the ABV of <strong>PBR<\/strong>. Like most prove-you-wrongers, I whipped out the <strong>iPhone<\/strong>. Not sure what the <strong>PBR<\/strong> OGs or even people\u00a0<a title=\"PBR: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer 1844 Debuts in China\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4978\">paying $44\/bottle in China<\/a>\u00a0would say about this autocorrect suggestion for <em><strong>Pabst<\/strong><\/em> but I, for one, am insulted. It&#8217;s not like I typed <em><strong>Zima<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, <strong>PBR<\/strong>&#8216;s ABV is <!--more-->4.74%.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7779\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>RELATED:<br \/>\n<a title=\"PBR: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer 1844 Debuts in China\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4978\">PBR: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer 1844 Debuts in China<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Heads Up: REBEL8 x PBR SF Event\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5344\">Heads Up: REBEL8 x PBR SF Event<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"New: The Ferocious Few Attack SF with Video Projections, iPhone App\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7182\">New: The Ferocious Few Attack SF with Video Projections, iPhone App<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Want: iPhone Beer Bottle Opener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6812\">Want: iPhone Beer Bottle Opener<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Adv: Puma\u2019s Stripping Stock Ticker iPhone App\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2036\">Adv: Puma\u2019s Stripping Stock Ticker iPhone App<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"SF: Homeless Man Breaks Fourth Wall of iPad Ad (in Ladies Loafers)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3993\">SF: Homeless Man Breaks Fourth Wall of iPad Ad (in Ladies Loafers)<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Art: Pabst Blue Ribbon Mural Contest, San Francisco Squid\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1527\">Art: Pabst Blue Ribbon Mural Contest, San Francisco Squid<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"iPhone: Inside Apple\u2019s Kid A-like Testing Facility\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4962\">iPhone: Inside Apple\u2019s Kid A-like Testing Facility<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was trying to settle a bet about the ABV of PBR. Like most prove-you-wrongers, I whipped out the iPhone. Not sure what the PBR OGs or even people\u00a0paying $44\/bottle in China\u00a0would say about this autocorrect suggestion for Pabst but I, for one, am insulted. It&#8217;s not like I typed Zima. BTW, PBR&#8216;s ABV [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3352],"tags":[3367,9,987,633,3368,988,3369],"class_list":["post-8256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-random","tag-autocorrect","tag-iphone","tag-pabst","tag-pabst-blue-ribbon","tag-pansy","tag-pbr","tag-pbr-lol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8256"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8262,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8256\/revisions\/8262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}