{"id":8305,"date":"2011-08-28T10:19:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-28T17:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8305"},"modified":"2011-08-28T10:25:12","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T17:25:12","slug":"bar-closed-due-to-irene-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8305","title":{"rendered":"Bar Closed: Due to Irene, Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8305\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8306\" title=\"NYC Hurrican Irene Bar Closed Sign\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/NYC_Irene_bar-closed.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/NYC_Irene_bar-closed.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/NYC_Irene_bar-closed-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Bars and businesses were expecting the wrath of God but got rained out instead.<\/h2>\n<p>Designer and <a title=\"Petaluma Whiskerino on the \u00dcmlaut\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?tag=petaluma-whiskerino\" target=\"_blank\">Whiskerino<\/a> artist extraordinaire <a title=\"Go Tim Go\" href=\"http:\/\/gotimgo.com\" target=\"_blank\">Tim McSweeney<\/a> sent us this closed sign from <strong>Brooklyn<\/strong>. No it doesn&#8217;t match the creativity of the\u00a0<a title=\"KYEO: Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7894\">Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC<\/a>\u00a0or the randomness of the <a title=\"Scantless: No Tweekers Sign\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6705\">No Tweekers Sign<\/a>, it does, however, get the point across. New Yorkers were <a title=\"New Yorkers Not Impressed by Irene\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2011\/US\/08\/28\/new.york.irene.scene\/index.html?hpt=hp_t1\" target=\"_blank\">not impressed <\/a>with the storm.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7779\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bars and businesses were expecting the wrath of God but got rained out instead. Designer and Whiskerino artist extraordinaire Tim McSweeney sent us this closed sign from Brooklyn. No it doesn&#8217;t match the creativity of the\u00a0Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC\u00a0or the randomness of the No Tweekers Sign, it does, however, get the point across. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1727,3384,3320,2669],"class_list":["post-8305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-brooklyn","tag-hurricane-irene","tag-nyc","tag-sign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8305"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8308,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8305\/revisions\/8308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}