{"id":8335,"date":"2011-09-06T08:28:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T15:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8335"},"modified":"2011-09-06T08:32:18","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T15:32:18","slug":"fear-the-jedi-beard-pics-from-sf-giants-star-wars-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8335","title":{"rendered":"Fear The Jedi Beard: Pics from SF Giants Star Wars Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Best Giants<\/strong> promo day ever? Did Porkins blow to smithereens? Check out the pics below (of Star Wars Day, not Porkins).<\/p>\n

First, to the 42,222 people who asked where I got my Fear The Jedi Beard<\/em> shirt, find out here<\/a>.<\/h2>\n

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In the pre-game costume contest, no store-bought Boba Fett<\/strong> and Vader<\/strong> helmets\u2014as cool as they are\u2014came anywhere near this killer homemade AT-AT<\/a> costume.<\/p>\n

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All the cardboard isn’t from tow-cable tripped AT-ATs. They’re empties from all the Han Solo x Brian Wilson in Carbonie Statues<\/a>\u00a0given away.<\/p>\n

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This is a great way to keep the sun out of your eyes should you be participating in the Slave Leia Carwash<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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There were many bearded Vaders<\/strong>.
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All the Giants<\/strong> stat pics were Jedi-ized with a robe and galaxy background (pardon the banding in the photo).\u00a0Cody Ross<\/strong> scored a very Star Wars<\/strong> “Solo<\/em> Home Run”. Too bad that literally was the solo home run for the Giants<\/strong>. Diamondbacks<\/strong> scored four runs for the win.<\/p>\n

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\u2022 \u2022<\/h2>\n

After the game they showed Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back<\/em> on the big screen. Making up for the fact that the Giants<\/strong> are now officially out of the running for the Series. Wait a second. No, this didn’t make up for that. NOOOOoooooooooo!!!!<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

\"Beer<\/a>
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\nIt’s La Trappe! 7 Hilarious Hand-Drawn Taps at Church Key SF<\/a>
\nSF: Roaming Star Wars Cantina Band In The Mission Halloween Nite!<\/a>
\nMoustache: The Lando Calrissian Disguise Kit<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Best Giants promo day ever? Did Porkins blow to smithereens? Check out the pics below (of Star Wars Day, not Porkins). First, to the 42,222 people who asked where I got my Fear The Jedi Beard shirt,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[2884,3396,2395,2885,21],"class_list":["post-8335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-fear-the-beard","tag-fear-the-jedi-beard","tag-giants","tag-san-francisco-giants","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8335"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8356,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8335\/revisions\/8356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}