{"id":8385,"date":"2011-09-08T11:36:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T18:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8385"},"modified":"2011-09-08T11:37:38","modified_gmt":"2011-09-08T18:37:38","slug":"swaggerin-sea-captain-new-bearded-old-spice-guy-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8385","title":{"rendered":"Swaggerin&#8217; Sea Captain: New, Bearded Old Spice Guy Commercial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gzowzUsq6iY?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"300\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gzowzUsq6iY?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, the last <em>Old Spice Guy<\/em> had a <a title=\"Moustache: Old Spice On A Boat\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4828\">moustache on a boat<\/a>. Now the new guy is a boat captain with a beard. Fingers crossed they&#8217;ll release a scented moustache wax \/ upper-lip antiperspirant.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more-->\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7779\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nRELATED:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Beard Spotting: Jack Passion in NYC\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7996\">Beard Spotting: Jack Passion in NYC<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"SF Giants x Star Wars: Fear The Jedi Beard Shirt\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7541\">SF Giants x Star Wars: Fear The Jedi Beard Shirt<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Old Spice: Monocle Smile is the New Horse\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4909\">Old Spice: Monocle Smile is the New Horse<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Shaky Advertising: Quake Hits Mid-Commercial for Virginia Auto Store\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8253\">Shaky Advertising: Quake Hits Mid-Commercial for Virginia Auto Store<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Occasionally Perfect: Heineken\u2019s Handlebar Moustache Ad\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7864\">Occasionally Perfect: Heineken\u2019s Handlebar Moustache Ad<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: Hahn Beer Commercial is Superbly Epic\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7618\">Watch: Hahn Beer Commercial is Superbly Epic<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Moustache: Old Spice On A Boat\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4828\">Moustache: Old Spice On A Boat<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see, the last Old Spice Guy had a moustache on a boat. Now the new guy is a boat captain with a beard. Fingers crossed they&#8217;ll release a scented moustache wax \/ upper-lip antiperspirant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352,7],"tags":[146,132,145,640,812,3403,1236],"class_list":["post-8385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-video","tag-advertising","tag-beard","tag-commercial","tag-facial-hair","tag-old-spice","tag-swagger","tag-wiedenkennedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8385"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8387,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8385\/revisions\/8387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}