{"id":8400,"date":"2011-09-16T08:04:06","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T15:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8400"},"modified":"2011-09-17T22:19:16","modified_gmt":"2011-09-18T05:19:16","slug":"nyc-its-been-a-pleasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8400","title":{"rendered":"NYC: It&#8217;s Been a Pleasure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8402\" title=\"It's Our Pleasure To Serve \u00dc\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/nyc_pleasure-to-serve-you-coffee_Unnecessary-Umlaut1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/nyc_pleasure-to-serve-you-coffee_Unnecessary-Umlaut1.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/nyc_pleasure-to-serve-you-coffee_Unnecessary-Umlaut1-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I just completed four rapid-fire trips for work in NYC. Looking back, I saw a lot of random scht\u00fcff (no surprise). Here&#8217;s my favorites.<\/p>\n<p>I saw the\u00a0<a title=\"KYEO: Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7894\">Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/fredabercrombie\/5964123736\/in\/photostream\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7895\" title=\"Wet Paint = We Aint T Pain\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/wet-paint_we-aint-t-pain.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/wet-paint_we-aint-t-pain.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/wet-paint_we-aint-t-pain-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p>We saw <a title=\"Video: Spiderman Plays Careless Whisper on Sax in NYC\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7906\">Sexy Spidey Sax play <em>Careless Whisper<\/em><\/a>\u00a0and a Pomeranian sing <em>Who Let The Dogs Out<\/em>. In the same day.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"303\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/IRENUdzvmM8?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"303\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/IRENUdzvmM8?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p>A guy, with all the sincerity of a <strong>Green Peace<\/strong> volunteer, explain the meaning of the\u00a0<a title=\"WTF NYC: Fart Smeller Movement\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8002\">Fart Smeller Movement<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8002\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8016\" title=\"Fart Smeller Movement in NYC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/far-smeller-movement_unnecessary-umlaut_lrg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/far-smeller-movement_unnecessary-umlaut_lrg.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/far-smeller-movement_unnecessary-umlaut_lrg-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p>I was graced by this vision of the\u00a0<a title=\"KYEO: Patron Saint of Manly \u2018Staches, Saint Selleck\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7934\">Patron Saint of Manly \u2018Staches, Tom Selleck<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7934\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7935\" title=\"St. Selleck of Manly 'Staches\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/St-Selleck_unnecessaryumlaut-KYEO.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"664\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/St-Selleck_unnecessaryumlaut-KYEO.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/St-Selleck_unnecessaryumlaut-KYEO-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p>Saint Selleck shined upon me and granted a run-in with pal and fellow hairy Bay Areain, <a title=\"Jack Passion on \u00dcnnecessary \u00dcmlaut\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?tag=jack-passion\" target=\"_blank\">Jack Passion<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7996\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7997\" title=\"Jack Passion and Fred Abercrombie in NYC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/jack-passion_fred-abercrombie_NYC.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/jack-passion_fred-abercrombie_NYC.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/jack-passion_fred-abercrombie_NYC-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more-->\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p><a title=\"KYEO: The Laziest Tagger in all of NYC\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7930\">The Laziest Tagger in all of NYC<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7930\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7931\" title=\"Shitfuck: The Laziest Tagger in NYC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shitfuck_newyork_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shitfuck_newyork_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shitfuck_newyork_unnecessary-umlaut-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p>And a big-hearted guy collecting\u00a0<a title=\"BeerCause: 15,000 Bottle Caps for Africa\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8302\">15,000 Bottle Caps for Africa<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8302\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8311\" title=\"15,000 Bottle Caps for Africa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/15000-bottle-caps_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/15000-bottle-caps_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/15000-bottle-caps_unnecessary-umlaut-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00b0 \u00b0<\/h2>\n<p>Staying at <strong>The Ace<\/strong> led me to a new favorite beer, <a title=\"Beer Tourist: John Dory Oyster Stout by Sixpoint\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7977\">The John Dory Oyster Stout by Sixpoint<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7977\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7993\" title=\"John Dory Oyster Stout by Sixpoint\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/john-dory-oyster-stout_sixpoint.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"643\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/john-dory-oyster-stout_sixpoint.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/john-dory-oyster-stout_sixpoint-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8403\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8412\" title=\"Every Exit is an entrance somewhere else\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Ace1_Every-EXIT-is-an-entrance.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Ace1_Every-EXIT-is-an-entrance.jpg 480w, 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Looking back, I saw a lot of random scht\u00fcff (no surprise). Here&#8217;s my favorites. I saw the\u00a0Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC: \u00b0 \u00b0 We saw Sexy Spidey Sax play Careless Whisper\u00a0and a Pomeranian sing Who Let The Dogs Out. 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