{"id":8477,"date":"2011-09-21T11:23:59","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T18:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8477"},"modified":"2011-09-21T11:23:59","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T18:23:59","slug":"watch-tom-sellecks-stache-spruces-up-scenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8477","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Tom Selleck&#8217;s &#8216;Stache Spruces Up Scenes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"274\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BxhqVrbixZc?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"274\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BxhqVrbixZc?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>As the <a title=\"KYEO: Patron Saint of Manly \u2018Staches, Saint Selleck\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7934\">Patron Saint of Manly \u2018Staches<\/a>, and the man who pairs particularly well\u00a0<a title=\"WTF: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2977\">with waterfalls and sandwiches<\/a>, it&#8217;s no surprise that his moustache alone could have its own career. 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