{"id":8539,"date":"2011-10-04T11:14:06","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T18:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8539"},"modified":"2011-10-04T11:31:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T18:31:25","slug":"rock-out-kiss-launching-destroyer-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8539","title":{"rendered":"Rock Out: KISS Launching Destroyer Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Continuing their Spaceballs<\/strong>-like history of merchandising\u2014KISS the Beach Towel! The Lunchbox!<\/em>\u00a0The Ketchup!\u2026\u2014<\/em>\u00a0KISS<\/strong> has announced a line of KISS Destroyer<\/strong> Beer & Wine (via BeerNews<\/a>). I really hoped they’d have some big event with a dancing Lynda Carter\u00a0<\/a>, but no dice. We get a press release.<\/p>\n

About the beer: \u201c\u2026an easy-to-drink beer in the best German tradition! A careful brewing process creates its great head of foam, nice flavor, and a balanced bitterness, like an original ‘Pils’\u2026” .\u00a0<\/em>But brewed in Sweden<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Paul Stanley<\/strong> added, “This stuff will set your taste buds on fir<\/em>e.”<\/h2>\n

Hopefully that means there’s patented KISS<\/strong>-powered pyrotechnics inside every drop, ‘cuz the 4.7% ABV isn’t gonna be lighting anything up anytime soon.<\/p>\n

Destroyer Beer<\/strong> will launch in Sweden<\/strong>, Norway<\/strong>, and Finland<\/strong>, followed by Denmark<\/strong>, The Netherlands<\/strong>, and the UK<\/strong>. See the full release here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022<\/h2>\n

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This’ll be the second Pilsner beer KISS<\/strong> has released. The first being back in 1996 to promote their ALIVE\/WORLDWIDE shows in Prague<\/strong> (via<\/a>).<\/p>\n

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\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

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