{"id":8638,"date":"2011-10-19T12:46:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T19:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8638"},"modified":"2011-10-19T12:48:58","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T19:48:58","slug":"unnecessary-broo-craft-beer-shampoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8638","title":{"rendered":"\u00dcnnecessary: BR\u00d6\u00d6 Craft Beer Shampoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8638\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8641\" title=\"Broo Craft Beer Shampoo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Broo-Craft-Beer-Shampoo_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Broo-Craft-Beer-Shampoo_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Broo-Craft-Beer-Shampoo_unnecessary-umlaut-300x286.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This was sent to us by\u00a0<em>Friend of the \u00dcmlaut<\/em> <strong>Don<\/strong>, who did The Robot in <a title=\"Watch: The Top 10 Freaks from Lagunitas Beer Circus 2011\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7623\">this Beer Circus vid<\/a>, while in Asheville, NC.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BR\u00d6\u00d6<\/strong> is a shampoo that uses craft beer as a magical ingredient. I assumed they&#8217;d use <strong>Asheville Brewing<\/strong> (makers of\u00a0<a title=\"Fab: Moog Filtered Ale from Asheville Brewing Company + B\u00f6nus Moog Mix\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4107\">Moog Beer)<\/a>, but it&#8217;s actually <em>St. Terese&#8217;s Pale Ale<\/em>\u00a0from\u00a0<a title=\"Highland Brewing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.highlandbrewing.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Highland Brewing<\/a>.\u00a0Apparently, using beer in shampoo not only provides opportunity for unnecessary umluats and beer puns (eg &#8220;a clean <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">head<\/span>&#8220;), it really does clean like nobody&#8217;s business.<\/p>\n<p>But <strong>BR\u00d6\u00d6<\/strong> is not the first.<\/p>\n<h2>Let 1978 Kim Basinger tell you about<br \/>\nthe first beer-enriched shampoo:\u00a0<!--more--><\/h2>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"355\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tviw2VImS6M?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"355\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tviw2VImS6M?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[like]<\/p>\n<p>The short-lived <strong>Body On Tap<\/strong> shampoo actually used <strong>Budweiser<\/strong>, but &#8220;Augie&#8221; Busch refused to let <strong>Budweiser<\/strong> be publicly associated with the product because he believed &#8220;<em>beer was to be ingested, not <a title=\"Read the Story of Body on Tap Shampoo\" href=\"http:\/\/sites.google.com\/site\/ataplow\/bodyontapshampoo\" target=\"_blank\">poured on your head<\/a><\/em>&#8220;. Funny, I&#8217;d rather pour <strong>Budweiser<\/strong> on my head than ingest it.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7779\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>RELATED:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Fab: Moog Filtered Ale from Asheville Brewing Company + B\u00f6nus Moog Mix\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4107\">Fab: Moog Filtered Ale from Asheville Brewing Company + B\u00f6nus Moog MP3 Mix<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: The Top 10 Freaks from Lagunitas Beer Circus 2011\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7623\">Watch: The Top 10 Freaks from Lagunitas Beer Circus 2011<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Wear: Brew Holster Cult\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1478\">Wear: Brew Holster Cult<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: The Most Awesome Bottle Opener In the World. 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I assumed they&#8217;d use Asheville Brewing (makers of\u00a0Moog Beer), but it&#8217;s actually St. Terese&#8217;s Pale Ale\u00a0from\u00a0Highland Brewing.\u00a0Apparently, using beer in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3352],"tags":[3485,3490,3483,606,3484,3489,3482],"class_list":["post-8638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-random","tag-asheville","tag-body-on-tap","tag-broo","tag-budweiser","tag-craft-beer-shampoo","tag-kim-basinger","tag-shampoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8638"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8662,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8638\/revisions\/8662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}