{"id":8777,"date":"2011-11-02T15:22:35","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T22:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8777"},"modified":"2011-11-02T15:22:35","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T22:22:35","slug":"ad-stache-mr-clean-to-grow-moustache-for-movember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8777","title":{"rendered":"Ad ‘Stache: Mr Clean to Grow Moustache for Movember"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Introducing the Mr. Clean Moustache-O’-Meter<\/h2>\n

To help fight prostate cancer and support the Movember<\/strong> movement, advertising icon Mr. Clean<\/strong> has officially joined the cause:<\/p>\n

“I’ve gone over 50 years without facial hair of any kind. Even the 70’s couldn’t make me grow a moustache. But for an important cause like this, I’m gonna grow the greatest mo’ ever illustrated.”
\n\u2014Mr. Clean\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

So how does the Moustache-O’-Meter<\/strong> work? The more Likes his Facebook<\/a> page and Mospace<\/a> gets, the better his ‘stache becomes. I wonder what\u00a0kind of ‘stache<\/a>\u00a0he’ll end up with.<\/p>\n

[like]<\/p>\n

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HERE’S THE ‘STACHE I GREW ON MY WAY
\nFROM PETALUMA TO SAN FRANCISCO:<\/h2>\n

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AND HERE’S WHY YOU DON’T MESS WITH BEARD-ENHANCING DRUGS:<\/h2>\n

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\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

\"Beer<\/a><\/p>\n

RELATED:
\nGallery: More Hairy Pics from Petaluma Whiskerino 2011<\/a>
\nBeard Spotting: Jack Passion in NYC<\/a>
\nSilkscreen: Petaluma Whiskerino 2011 Posters Arrive<\/a>
\nTwitter: Lou Barlow Is Staying On Top Of The Umlaut<\/a>
\nTRON: Get on the Grid with Face Mapping Facebook App<\/a>
\nOngoing: A Collection of Facial Hair Collections<\/a>
\nAdvermentary: The Socrates of San Francisco, Howard Luck Gossage<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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