{"id":8978,"date":"2011-12-07T13:18:02","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T20:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8978"},"modified":"2011-12-07T13:18:02","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T20:18:02","slug":"watch-freaky-snowman-freak-people-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8978","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Freaky Snowman Freak People Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8978\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8979\" title=\"scary snowman video\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scary-snowman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scary-snowman.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scary-snowman-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Say hello to <em>Freaky The Scary Snowman<\/em>. 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