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As this year’s agency holiday card, G2<\/strong> built this site that pipes in cranky, humbug-ian tweets so you can peruse and pick ones to respond to\u2014with a random, cheery haiku. A \u201ctotally random way to cheer up someone totally random\u201d indeed. Pretty simple. Pretty addictive, too. You don\u2019t even have to be a word nerd. Go give it a try<\/a>.<\/p>\n Maybe you can send one to the\u00a0Freaky Snowman<\/a>? I hear he’s got his own Twitter.<\/p>\n www.HAIKUSforHUMBUGS.com<\/a><\/p>\n [like] RELATED: Kinda like payin’ the toll for the car behind you, only this doesn’t cost you a dime (or six freakin’ bucks like the Golden Gate). As this year’s agency holiday card, G2 built this site that pipes in cranky, humbug-ian tweets so you can peruse and pick ones to respond to\u2014with a random, cheery haiku. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[146,1026,3617,3620,3618,797,3619,492],"class_list":["post-9010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-advertising","tag-christmas","tag-g2","tag-haiku","tag-haikus-for-humbugs","tag-holiday","tag-lotus-child","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9010"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9018,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9010\/revisions\/9018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tumblr_lw81dpWv6D1r7brf2o1_500.jpg\" "\\"Haikus")
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