{"id":9075,"date":"2012-01-19T15:00:28","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T22:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9075"},"modified":"2012-01-19T15:01:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T22:01:07","slug":"beer-gear-skuuzy-the-unnecessarily-umlauted-koozie-glove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9075","title":{"rendered":"Beer Gear: Sk\u00fc\u00fczy, the Unnecessarily Umlauted Koozie Glove"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9075\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9076\" title=\"Skuuzi Koozy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/skuuzi_umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/skuuzi_umlaut.jpg 440w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/skuuzi_umlaut-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>What happens when you combine smoking jackets with thinking caps? Drinking mittens, dude.<\/h3>\n<p>Wave hello to the \u00fcber-specific, Scandinavian-designed\u00a0<strong>Sk\u00fc\u00fczy<\/strong>. When not filled with a beer, I would imagine, that hole is as useful as the double umlauts. But that&#8217;s just one more excuse to fill it with another beer.\u00a0Snag &#8217;em for <a title=\"Skuuzi on Groupon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.groupon.com\/ch\/goods\/deals\/dc-spb-skuuzi\" target=\"_blank\">half off with a Groupon<\/a> this week or order from <a title=\"Sk\u00fc\u00fczy dot com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.skuuzy.com\" target=\"_blank\">their site<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s with beer geekery and unnecessary umlauts? 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Drinking mittens, dude. Wave hello to the \u00fcber-specific, Scandinavian-designed\u00a0Sk\u00fc\u00fczy. When not filled with a beer, I would imagine, that hole is as useful as the double umlauts. But that&#8217;s just one more excuse to fill it with another beer.\u00a0Snag &#8217;em for half off with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3352],"tags":[3653,3654,3652,3651,719],"class_list":["post-9075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-random","tag-glove","tag-groupon","tag-koozie","tag-skuuzy","tag-unnecessary-umlaut"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9075"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9078,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9075\/revisions\/9078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}