{"id":9231,"date":"2012-03-26T10:17:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T17:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9231"},"modified":"2012-03-26T10:17:37","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T17:17:37","slug":"fail-kids-glitter-tattoos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9231","title":{"rendered":"Fail: Kids Glitter Tattoos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9231 \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9232\" title=\"Glitter Tattoo Fail Chinese Sexy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/glitter-tattoo_chinese-sexy-fail_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/glitter-tattoo_chinese-sexy-fail_unnecessary-umlaut.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/glitter-tattoo_chinese-sexy-fail_unnecessary-umlaut-300x255.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>No, Mom. Not that Sexy. <em>Chinese<\/em> Sexy.<\/h2>\n<p>I spotted this at a kids birthday party this weekend and thought it was wrong on a couple levels. Mostly the bottom level with all the 7-yr-olds.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h2>\n<p>RELATED:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4024\">Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034\">Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo: Venereal Vanity Plate\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=497\">Photo: Venereal Vanity Plate<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=234\">Photo: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"KYEO: Severed \u201cChevy Man\u201d Arm on Ford Pickup\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=996\">KYEO: Severed \u201cChevy Man\u201d Arm on Ford Pickup<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Best Book Forward: Steal Mike Giant\u2019s Art, Get Fingers Broken\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8453\">Best Book Forward: Steal Mike Giant\u2019s Art, Get Fingers Broken<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer x Tattoo: Lagunitas Gets Hanna Aitchison for \u201cZephyr\u201d Chicago Collaboration Ale Art\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7557\">Beer x Tattoo: Lagunitas Gets Hanna Aitchison for \u201cZephyr\u201d Chicago Collaboration Ale Art<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, Mom. Not that Sexy. Chinese Sexy. I spotted this at a kids birthday party this weekend and thought it was wrong on a couple levels. Mostly the bottom level with all the 7-yr-olds. \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022 RELATED: Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[3708,1590,3709,519],"class_list":["post-9231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-chinese-sexy","tag-fail","tag-glitter-tattoos","tag-tattoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9231"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9240,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9231\/revisions\/9240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}