{"id":9384,"date":"2012-06-16T10:12:56","date_gmt":"2012-06-16T17:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9384"},"modified":"2012-06-16T10:17:48","modified_gmt":"2012-06-16T17:17:48","slug":"skeezer-a-name-you-can-trust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9384","title":{"rendered":"Skeezer: A Name You Can Trust"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You can really taste the skeez!<\/em><\/h2>\n

Spotted this at an antique shop in Santa Rosa. Yeah, she’s cute now. But wait ’til she grows up. They’ll be makin’ signs like this\u00a0<\/a>like this for her. Or, if you’ve got a thing for vintage signs, too: View\u00a0The Old Hessel Store Sign Extravaganza Sebastopol<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

\"Beer<\/a><\/p>\n

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You can really taste the skeez! Spotted this at an antique shop in Santa Rosa. Yeah, she’s cute now. But wait ’til she grows up. They’ll be makin’ signs like this\u00a0like this for her. Or, if you’ve got a thing for vintage signs, too: View\u00a0The Old Hessel Store Sign Extravaganza Sebastopol. [like] \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[22,3766,220],"class_list":["post-9384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-kyeo","tag-skeezer","tag-vintage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9384"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9388,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9384\/revisions\/9388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}