{"id":9417,"date":"2012-07-03T09:32:08","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T16:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9417"},"modified":"2012-07-03T10:26:24","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T17:26:24","slug":"whiskerino-declare-your-independence-from-shaving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9417","title":{"rendered":"Whiskerino: Declare Your Independence From Shaving"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As July 4th is upon us, it’s time to reflect on the glory of your fine follicles’ past and present. Time to take a stand and vow to give them a better, fuller future. They deserve the freedom. And damnit, so do you. Declare your independence from shaving by\u00a0registering<\/a>\u00a0today for Petaluma Whiskerino<\/strong>. Do it for yourself. At least do it for everyone else who’s gotta look at ya.<\/p>\n

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The Annual Bill Soberanes Memorial<\/em> Petaluma Whiskerino<\/strong>\u00a0is October 6th, 2012<\/h2>\n

We’ve added a new Timed Growth category (what can you grow in 3 months or 2 months?) to the fold of Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee, Beard, Peach Fuzz and Freestyle. More than a contest, it’s a celebration.\u00a0Register now<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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MORE:
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CHECK OUT MY FIBER OPTIC BEARD:
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Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino<\/a>
\nOMG: TMZ Moustache Contest Winner is Petaluma Whiskerino Champ<\/a>
\nGallery: More Hairy Pics from Petaluma Whiskerino 2011<\/a>
\nGallery: Petaluma Whiskerino 2010 Pics<\/a>
\nVideo: The Patch does a Profile on Petaluma Whiskerino<\/a>
\nSilkscreen: Petaluma Whiskerino 2011 Posters Arrive<\/a>
\nMP3: Friday Five \u2018Rock Out With Your Beard Out\u2019<\/a><\/p>\n

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