{"id":9441,"date":"2012-07-11T11:22:59","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T18:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9441"},"modified":"2012-07-12T13:43:35","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T20:43:35","slug":"stay-on-target-epic-x-wing-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9441","title":{"rendered":"Stay on Target: Epic X-Wing Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9443\" title=\"Star Wars X-wing Pilot facial hair moustache\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/star-wars_x-wing-pilot-facial-hair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/star-wars_x-wing-pilot-facial-hair.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/star-wars_x-wing-pilot-facial-hair-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>From Red Squadron to Rogue Squadron, X-Wing pilots were no strangers to facial hair. But this X-Wing Beard is by far the most most-impressive:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9442\" title=\"x-wing beard\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/xwing-beard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/xwing-beard.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/xwing-beard-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/xwing-beard-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>Thanks for the tip, <a title=\"jeff fang\" href=\"http:\/\/jefffang.com\" target=\"_blank\">Fang<\/a>.<\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Leia will <a title=\"Leia Beer Can\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4896\">cheers<\/a> to that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4896\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"What beer is Princess Leia holding?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/StarWars_PrincessLeia_beer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"229\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><!--more-->[like]<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>RELATED:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Whiskerino: Declare Your Independence From Shaving\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9417\">Whiskerino: Declare Your Independence From Shaving<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2243\">Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Stay On Target: Watch \u201cSnowy Trench Run\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6789\">Stay On Target: Watch \u201cSnowy Trench Run\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Pop Quiz: What Beer is Princess Leia Toasting? 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