{"id":9834,"date":"2014-06-16T11:34:01","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T18:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9834"},"modified":"2014-06-16T11:34:01","modified_gmt":"2014-06-16T18:34:01","slug":"skatebeard-jeremy-fish-x-santa-cruz-weird-beard-cruzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9834","title":{"rendered":"SkateBeard: Jeremy Fish x Santa Cruz “Weird Beard Cruzer”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s the real deal on this limited edition piece of awesomeness from Jeremy Fish<\/a> and Santa Cruz Skatebaords<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n

“After decades of bald skateboards, the research team at loser cruzers have finally developed a hairy solution to this problem. Behold, the weird beard skateboard, with super realistic fake beard hair flowing wild and free. Our team of expert hair farmers hope you will enjoy leaving a trail of hair behind to mark your turf at all the spots you shred<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

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Order yours here<\/a> \u00bb<\/p>\n

FLASHBACK: The Jeremy Fish Craft Beerds Print<\/h2>\n

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Mr. Fish was kind enough to create this art for the CRAFT BEERDS<\/a> hairy beer label book project.<\/p>\n

MORE:
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\nFor Those Who Matter: Dr. Seuss Skateboard by Jeremy Fish<\/a>
\nVideo: Jeremy Fish Releases Custom Domino Set \u201cSkin & Bones\u201d<\/a>
\nOktoberfest Art: Jeremy Fish Beer Stein<\/a>
\nCheer the Beard: Jeremy Fish x New Era x Upper Playground<\/a><\/p>\n

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