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Watch: This Pug Really, Really Likes His Bath


…almost uncomfortably so.

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Gallery: World’s Ugliest Dog Contest 2012, UK’s Mugly Wins

Despite this winning tongue being so, um, fetching, it didn’t take the #1 spot. See the World’s Ugliest Dog 2012 below…

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I got to hold an ugly dog!!!

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RIP: Yoda, World’s Ugliest Dog Champion

Our condolences to Terry Schumaker, whose beloved Yoda passed away last week at 15. Just last June, the 1.8 lb Chihuahua / Chinese Crested Mix won first place in Petaluma‘s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. Even before that she was well-loved by her owner, Terry, who had found her abandoned behind an apartment building and took her in. Glad there’s big-hearted people like that to love the not-so-conventionally-cute creatures of the world.

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Video: World’s Ugliest Dog Contest 2011 Highlights

 

Here’s what you missed at the annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma Marin Fair in Petaluma. If you’ve seen the awesome Worst In Show documentary you’ll recognize many of the ugly dogs (and their owners).

Contrary to their gnarly appearances all are healthy and super-loved by their owners.

Not just another quirky Petaluma event (they’ve got tons) it also serves as a great case for pet adoption. Every animal deserves a good home, “ugly” or conventionally cute.

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KYEO: The Billboard That Made Me Rethink Eating Cats

This brings up a terrific question: Why don’t you eat cats?

Bacon comes from an animal half as cute. Shouldn’t cats be twice as delicious?

There’s even a festival devoted entirely to eating cats Festival Gastronomico del Gato every September in Peru. Alas, this is not an ad for said fest. Nor does the Starter Guide set you down the path to becoming a feline feast fancier. It’s actually some sort of meatless propaganda. Bummer. Now it’s got me rethinking other animals, too. Like a grilled Panda Cow or Poodle-Bison burger. Mmm.

Spotted in Petaluma (the same placement as Healy’s Naked Power grab).

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Guilty Dog: Written All Over His Face

I’ve made a huge mistake.”

(via)

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Worst In Show: World’s Ugliest Dog Contest Documentary

Petaluma, how I love thee. Birthplace of World Wrist Wrestling and annual home to Petaluma Whiskerino and the infamous World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

Now in its 23rd year (or 105th in dog years) the competition is finally getting

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Love: Frenchie Giving Cat Tongue bath

This looks just like our Viva. A perfect example of French Bulldogs are so damn lovable. Snorting and all. (Thanks, Mel!)

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Wild Kingdom: Autotune the Zoos and Batman Pug

Presenting, the Internet Animal Orchestra.  (Thanks, Brundlefly!)

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For the handful of you who haven’t seen this yet.
(Thanks, Mel & Miriam!)

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iPad: Dog Plays Air Hockey (and Wins)

Nick Bilton, writer of The New York Times Bits Blog, filmed his dog beating him on iPad Air Hockey. Now I see the magic.

Too bad the Rebel Alliance doesn’t …

BONUS: iPAD BRIEFING ON STAR WARS

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Sign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play

Because the “Slow, Children At Play” sign near the park doesn’t cover dog poop, Wardinger took matters into his own hands and made this sign.

Not quite Passive Aggressive Notes material, but good stuff nonetheless. Check it out.

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WTF: Poodle-Camel, -Bison, -Panda, -Pony, -Preposterous

See the Poodle Camel big

See the Poodle Bison large

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I’ve always been creeped out by poodles and have only pet them reluctantly, out of guilt. I feel bad ‘cuz I’m sure they’re sweet and smart. But their ramen-like, yet semi-human, curly hair just gives me the willies. So imagine my shock and awe when I came across these photos taken by Ren Netherland. Shudder.

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Video: Creepy Raccoon Hand (UPDATED)

Some guy’s vid of a raccoon that lives under his deck and grabs cat food via a knot hole. Fascinatingly creepy. (via FecalFace)

BONUS VID … I guarantee you will replay it at least three times.
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