{"id":1090,"date":"2009-05-19T16:42:54","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T23:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1090"},"modified":"2011-04-08T15:09:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T22:09:08","slug":"art-the-undeniable-mystic-power-of-shirts-with-wolves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1090","title":{"rendered":"Art: The Undeniable Mystical Power of Shirts With Wolves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Exhibit A<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Three-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve-%20ADULTS\/dp\/B000NZW3JS\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1091\" title=\"wolf_amazon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/wolf_amazon.png\" alt=\"wolf_amazon\" width=\"405\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/wolf_amazon.png 405w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/wolf_amazon-300x263.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been pinged this a lot. After you read the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Three-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve-%20ADULTS\/dp\/B000NZW3JS\/\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon reviews for this tee<\/a>, you&#8217;ll know why.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;\u2026Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women.\u00a0Cons: Only 3 wolves&#8230;&#8221; &#8211;B. Govern<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u2026I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God.&#8221; &#8211;Chaon<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Exhibit B<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.threadless.com\/product\/1820\/HOT_CHICKS_ON_WOLVES\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1092\" title=\"wolf_hotchicks\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/wolf_hotchicks.png\" alt=\"wolf_hotchicks\" width=\"400\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/wolf_hotchicks.png 400w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/wolf_hotchicks-270x300.png 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s better than shirts with wolves? Shirts with wolves being ridden by hot chicks. Too bad the comments aren&#8217;t as good. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.threadless.com\/product\/1820\/HOT_CHICKS_ON_WOLVES\" target=\"_blank\">Threadless Tee by Dick Firestone<\/a>. (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncrate.com\/men\/style\/tees-polos\/hot-chicks-on-wolves-t-shirt\/\" target=\"_blank\">Uncrate<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conclusion<\/strong>: Undeniably powerful. And mystical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exhibit A: I&#8217;ve been pinged this a lot. After you read the Amazon reviews for this tee, you&#8217;ll know why. &#8220;\u2026Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women.\u00a0Cons: Only 3 wolves&#8230;&#8221; &#8211;B. Govern &#8220;\u2026I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[449,450,451,3035,448],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","tag-amazon","tag-shirt","tag-threadless","tag-wolf","tag-wolves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7368,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions\/7368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}