{"id":1209,"date":"2009-06-01T09:42:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T16:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2009-06-01T09:43:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T16:43:50","slug":"iphone-uart-facial-hair-app-from-gillette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1209","title":{"rendered":"iPhone: &#8220;uArt&#8221; Facial Hair App From Gillette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewSoftware?id=312349913&amp;mt=8\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1210\" title=\"iphone_gillette\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/iphone_gillette.jpg\" alt=\"iphone_gillette\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/iphone_gillette.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/iphone_gillette-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is fine as a fun, free little app. As a Gillette-branded app, however, I had higher hopes. I should be able to shave that shiz like Prince. Instead, I&#8217;m stickin&#8217; and jabbin&#8217; like some fencer. Or my childhood, drunk barber. In the end, my crappily-manicured beard was actually funnier than what I originally tried for: lightening bolt &#8216;stache. Will just have to grow the real deal.<\/p>\n<p>Try it yourself from the iTunes <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewSoftware?id=312349913&amp;mt=8\" target=\"_blank\">App Store<\/a>. (via <a href=\"http:\/\/directdaily.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/gillette-uart-iphone-application.html\" target=\"_blank\">DirectDaily<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is fine as a fun, free little app. As a Gillette-branded app, however, I had higher hopes. I should be able to shave that shiz like Prince. Instead, I&#8217;m stickin&#8217; and jabbin&#8217; like some fencer. Or my childhood, drunk barber. In the end, my crappily-manicured beard was actually funnier than what I originally tried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[93,509,9,138],"class_list":["post-1209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech","tag-app","tag-gillette","tag-iphone","tag-whiskerino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1212,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions\/1212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}