{"id":1320,"date":"2009-06-14T22:29:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T05:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2010-05-12T11:27:03","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T18:27:03","slug":"disturbing-toddlerpedes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"Disturbing: Toddlerpedes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beinart.org\/artists\/jon-beinart\/gallery\/toddlerpedes\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1319\" title=\"toddlerpedes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpedes.jpg\" alt=\"toddlerpedes\" width=\"375\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpedes.jpg 375w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpedes-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beinart.org\/artists\/jon-beinart\/gallery\/toddlerpedes\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1321\" title=\"toddlerpede\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpede.jpg\" alt=\"toddlerpede\" width=\"405\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpede.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpede-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/toddlerpede-298x300.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Awesome. Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/beinart.org\/artists\/jon-beinart\/gallery\/toddlerpedes\/\" target=\"_blank\">more of Jon Beinart&#8217;s Toddlerpedes<\/a>. (via <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/odd_stuff\/Toddlerpedes_Pic\" target=\"_blank\">Digg<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Play: Mad Men Ken and Barbie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3454\">Play: Mad Men Ken and Barbie<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034\">Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome. Check out more of Jon Beinart&#8217;s Toddlerpedes. (via Digg) RELATED: Play: Mad Men Ken and Barbie Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1315,546,1225],"class_list":["post-1320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","tag-doll","tag-toddlerpedes","tag-toy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4144,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions\/4144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}