{"id":2264,"date":"2009-10-16T10:34:20","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T17:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:34:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:34:57","slug":"whoa-dog-gets-9-lb-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2264","title":{"rendered":"Whoa: Dog Gets 9 lb. Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.katu.com\/news\/64389217.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2269\" title=\"Neglected Pooch Gets 9 Lb Haircut\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/doghair_ani.gif\" alt=\"doghair_ani\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/doghair_ani.gif 320w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/doghair_ani-300x225.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>IDAHO\u2013Neighbors spotted this in a backyard and called the cops, citing an &#8220;unknown species&#8221;. Turns out, it was one seriously neglected, horrificly nappy-dreaded pooch. I can smell it from here. Poor lil&#8217; stinker.\u00a0<a title=\"Story on Katu.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.katu.com\/news\/64389217.html\" target=\"_blank\">Full story<\/a>. (Thanks, Mel!)<a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/doghair_ani.gif\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IDAHO\u2013Neighbors spotted this in a backyard and called the cops, citing an &#8220;unknown species&#8221;. Turns out, it was one seriously neglected, horrificly nappy-dreaded pooch. I can smell it from here. Poor lil&#8217; stinker.\u00a0Full story. (Thanks, Mel!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8149,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions\/8149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}