{"id":3770,"date":"2010-04-15T11:30:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T18:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3770"},"modified":"2011-09-08T10:20:26","modified_gmt":"2011-09-08T17:20:26","slug":"fyi-shit-you-cant-flush-on-southwest-airlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3770","title":{"rendered":"FYI: Shit You Can&#8217;t Flush on Southwest Airlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3772\" title=\"Shit you can't flush on Southwest Airlines\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/umlaut_flush_origami.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/umlaut_flush_origami.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/umlaut_flush_origami-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t even think about flushin&#8217; your origami stealth bomber, fool.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3773\" title=\"No Jumping Motorcycles at Ogilvy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/umlaut_moto.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/umlaut_moto.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/umlaut_moto-300x295.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re heading into the LA <strong>Ogilvy<\/strong> office, don&#8217;t f-ing levitate above your f-ing motorcycle. David hates that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"OAK: The Blue Zone is for Typos\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4591\">OAK: The Blue Zone is for Typos<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=234\">Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche<br \/>\n<\/a><a title=\"SF: Headin\u2019 to the Bay Bridge? Honk If You Love Zombies\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2341\">Zombies on the Yahoo! Sign<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Random: Amusingly Defaced Road Signs\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1377\">Random: Amusingly Defaced Road Signs<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Sign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3301\">Sign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"KYEO: Shark Toof on Sunset in Echo Park\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=96\">KYEO: Shark Toof on Sunset in Echo Park<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t even think about flushin&#8217; your origami stealth bomber, fool. BONUS: And if you&#8217;re heading into the LA Ogilvy office, don&#8217;t f-ing levitate above your f-ing motorcycle. David hates that. RELATED: OAK: The Blue Zone is for Typos Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche Zombies on the Yahoo! Sign Random: Amusingly Defaced Road Signs Sign [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[22,1476,280,566,2669,1475,47],"class_list":["post-3770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-kyeo","tag-los-angeles","tag-ogilvy","tag-road-signs","tag-sign","tag-southwest-airlines","tag-warning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3770"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8380,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770\/revisions\/8380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}