{"id":4024,"date":"2010-05-05T13:09:40","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T20:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4024"},"modified":"2011-08-10T12:02:05","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T19:02:05","slug":"design-fail-the-tequila-your-man-could-smell-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4024","title":{"rendered":"Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3268\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4072\" title=\"Watch The Man Your Man Could Smell Like commercial\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oldspice_LaPinta_umlaut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oldspice_LaPinta_umlaut.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oldspice_LaPinta_umlaut-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look up. It&#8217;s the tequila <a title=\"Watch the Man Your Man Could Smell Like Old Spice commercial\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3268\">your man could smell like<\/a>. Now look down. It&#8217;s two things your design reeks of. I&#8217;m on a donkey.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3268\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4069\" title=\"See the Man Your Man Could Smell Like\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oldspice_lapinta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oldspice_lapinta.jpg 405w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/oldspice_lapinta-300x263.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Saw the <strong>La Pinta<\/strong> tequila flyer at <a title=\"The Irish Bank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theirishbank.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Irish Bank<\/a> (brilliant place to promote pomegranate infused tequila).<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060\">Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Traction: Wieden\u2019s \u201cThe Man Your Man Could Smell Like\u201d Old Spice Spot\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3268\">Traction: Wieden\u2019s \u201cThe Man Your Man Could Smell Like\u201d Old Spice Spot<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034\">Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Whoa: Clash Of The Titans Kraken Is Rancor Monster + Sarlacc Love Child\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3187\">Whoa: Clash Of The Titans Kraken Is Rancor Monster + Sarlacc Love Child<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look up. It&#8217;s the tequila your man could smell like. Now look down. It&#8217;s two things your design reeks of. I&#8217;m on a donkey. Saw the La Pinta tequila flyer at The Irish Bank (brilliant place to promote pomegranate infused tequila). RELATED: Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer! Traction: Wieden\u2019s \u201cThe Man Your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1565,146,1583,13,1590,799,1589,812],"class_list":["post-4024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-advertisig","tag-advertising","tag-cinco-de-mayo","tag-design","tag-fail","tag-infused","tag-la-pinta-tequila","tag-old-spice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4024"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8064,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4024\/revisions\/8064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}