{"id":416,"date":"2009-03-25T18:56:53","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T01:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=416"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:46:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:46:06","slug":"photo-the-finest-hair-helmet-in-all-the-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"Photo: The Finest Hair Helmet In All The Land"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/blogs\/parenting\/detail?entry_id=37422\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-417\" title=\"scott_sfgate\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/scott_sfgate.jpg\" alt=\"scott_sfgate\" width=\"400\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/scott_sfgate.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/scott_sfgate-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>*Not pictured:\u00a0The accompanying hair facemask, which detached easily for picture days or general observation from within the hair helmet.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--StartFragment--> <!--EndFragment-->Congrats to my friend\u00a0<a title=\"Sk\u00f6na Advertising\" href=\"http:\/\/skona-advertising.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Scott Springer<\/a> on becoming the shining example for\u00a0SFGate&#8217;s Childhood Bowl Cut Challenge. <a title=\"SFGate: Childhood Bowl Cut Challenge\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/blogs\/parenting\/detail?entry_id=37422\" target=\"_blank\">Gallery and rules for entry here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Not pictured:\u00a0The accompanying hair facemask, which detached easily for picture days or general observation from within the hair helmet. Congrats to my friend\u00a0Scott Springer on becoming the shining example for\u00a0SFGate&#8217;s Childhood Bowl Cut Challenge. Gallery and rules for entry here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8189,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions\/8189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}