{"id":5614,"date":"2010-09-08T13:37:50","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T20:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5614"},"modified":"2010-09-08T13:54:01","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T20:54:01","slug":"drink-up-beerstache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5614","title":{"rendered":"Drink Up: Beerstache"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sure, beer cans<\/a> keep beer fresher but bottles let you look<\/em> fresh. Thanks to BeerStache<\/strong> bottle moustaches.<\/p>\n

Look, they even distract from redeye:<\/p>\n

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Maybe you’ll see these at the Petaluma Whiskerino<\/a> after-party on a bottle of Lagunitas<\/a>. Come and find out October 9th.<\/p>\n

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BeerStaches<\/strong> come in five different colors and can even be custom printed<\/a>. Would look hot in a Brew Holster Cult<\/a> bottle holster. Just sayin’.<\/p>\n

Visit BeerStache.com<\/a> \u00bb<\/p>\n

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Sure, beer cans keep beer fresher but bottles let you look fresh. Thanks to BeerStache bottle moustaches. Look, they even distract from redeye: Maybe you’ll see these at the Petaluma Whiskerino after-party on a bottle of Lagunitas. Come and find out October 9th. BeerStaches come in five different colors and can even be custom printed. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2167,352,2168,138],"class_list":["post-5614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-video","tag-beerstache","tag-moustache","tag-mustash","tag-whiskerino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5614"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5622,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5614\/revisions\/5622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}