{"id":8267,"date":"2011-09-01T16:02:37","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T23:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8267"},"modified":"2011-10-31T08:42:22","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T15:42:22","slug":"omg-cat-with-laser-eyes-in-brooklyn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=8267","title":{"rendered":"OMG: Cat with Laser Eyes in Brooklyn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This photo was not Photoshopped<\/a> or digitally enhanced in any way (which is less than I can say for the Steve Jobs Terminator Book Cover<\/a>). The laser eyes\u2014and laser cat butt, apparently\u2014belong to<\/p>\n

Whiskerino<\/a> poster\/shirt\u00a0designer\u00a0Tim McSweeney<\/a>‘s cat. A magical cat indeed.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

\"Beer<\/a><\/p>\n

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This photo was not Photoshopped or digitally enhanced in any way (which is less than I can say for the Steve Jobs Terminator Book Cover). The laser eyes\u2014and laser cat butt, apparently\u2014belong to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1727,904,1119,3370],"class_list":["post-8267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-brooklyn","tag-cat","tag-laser","tag-redeye"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8267"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8474,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8267\/revisions\/8474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}