{"id":9043,"date":"2011-12-21T15:29:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T22:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9043"},"modified":"2011-12-21T15:49:54","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T22:49:54","slug":"rad-x2-hall-oats-beer-and-emergency-help-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9043","title":{"rendered":"Rad x2: Hall & Oats Beer and Emergency Help Line"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You can\u00a0Callin’ Oates<\/em>. Yes, you can do.<\/h2>\n

When you’re out and need an emergency hit, dial 719-26-OATES<\/strong>. Or click callinoates.com<\/a>. Consider it a holiday miracle, with love from the Interwebs.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

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Drink Holland Oates<\/em> from Stillwater<\/h2>\n

Unlike the unfortunately-true MMMHop<\/em> beer from Hanson<\/strong>, this is not an official Hall & Oates<\/strong> brew. But it is real. Holland Oates<\/em> is an upcoming beer from Baltimore’s Stillwater Artisanal Ales<\/a>\u00a0for a collaboration with Dutch brewery Emelisse<\/a>. Hence the name. With those stereo ‘staches you can count on this label featuring prominently in my forthcoming\u00a0CRAFT BEERDS<\/em> book. Stay tuned\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n

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You can\u00a0Callin’ Oates. Yes, you can do. When you’re out and need an emergency hit, dial 719-26-OATES. Or click callinoates.com. Consider it a holiday miracle, with love from the Interwebs. \u2022 \u2022 Drink Holland Oates from Stillwater Unlike the unfortunately-true MMMHop beer from Hanson, this is not an official Hall & Oates brew. But it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[165,3629,2762,3632,3628,3631,3630],"class_list":["post-9043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-music","tag-80s","tag-callin-oates","tag-craft-beer","tag-emelisse","tag-hall-oats","tag-holland-oates","tag-stillwater-artisanal-ales"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9043"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9047,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9043\/revisions\/9047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}