{"id":9435,"date":"2012-07-04T13:12:30","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T20:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9435"},"modified":"2012-07-04T13:21:07","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T20:21:07","slug":"boom-beer-themed-fireworks-bring-golden-showers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9435","title":{"rendered":"Boom: Beer-Themed Fireworks Bring Golden Showers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Beer and fireworks go together like meth and carnies. So glad someone finally capitalized on the connection and made this Brew Ha Ha Fountain<\/a>. Now if someone could get R Kelly<\/strong> to endorse this Golden Shower Fountain <\/em>we’d be gold (no pun intended)\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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ENJOY O\u00dcR 4th OF JULY SOUNDTRACK:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/em>Violent Femmes \u201cAmerican Music\u201d<\/a><\/em>\u00a0from\u00a0Add It Up<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers \u201cAmerican Girl\u201d<\/a><\/em>\u00a0from\u00a0s\/t<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Elliott Smith \u201cIndependence Day\u201d<\/a><\/em>\u00a0from\u00a0XO<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Bruce Springsteen \u201cDarkness On The Edge Of Town\u201d (live)<\/a><\/em>
\nfrom\u00a0Winterland, San Francisco 1978-12-15<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Neko Case \u201cStar Witness\u201d<\/a><\/em>
\nfrom\u00a0Fox Confessor Brings The Flood<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Hjaltal\u00edn \u201cGoodbye July \/ Margt Ad Ugga\u201d<\/a><\/em>
\nfrom\u00a0Sleepdrunk Seasons<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Wilco \u201cAshes of American Flags\u201d<\/a><\/em>
\nfrom\u00a0Yankee Hotel Foxtrot<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022<\/h2>\n<\/header>\n
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\u00b0 \u00b0 \u00a0BOOM! \u00b0 \u00b0<\/em><\/h1>\n<\/section>\n<\/h2>\n

MORE BANG FOR YOUR FOURTH<\/strong>:
\nJuly 4th: Witness the Avenging Fathers by Jesse Draper<\/a>
\nHappy 4th: Steve Jobs Fireworks, PES, and MP3s<\/a>
\nBoom: Car Explodes Outside Wells Fargo in SF<\/a>
\nWhoa: Big Bang Big Boom from BLU<\/a>
\nBoom: 720\u00b0 View of Stadium Implosion (Inside Out)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Beer and fireworks go together like meth and carnies. So glad someone finally capitalized on the connection and made this Brew Ha Ha Fountain. Now if someone could get R Kelly to endorse this Golden Shower Fountain we’d be gold (no pun intended)\u2026 ENJOY O\u00dcR 4th OF JULY SOUNDTRACK:\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3352],"tags":[3783,3782,3282,3781,61],"class_list":["post-9435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-random","tag-beer-firework","tag-brew-ha-ha","tag-fireworks","tag-golden-shower","tag-mp3"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9439,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9435\/revisions\/9439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}