{"id":9487,"date":"2012-07-30T17:07:19","date_gmt":"2012-07-31T00:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9487"},"modified":"2012-10-27T09:27:02","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T16:27:02","slug":"wtf-best-olympic-news-headlinephoto-combo-goes-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9487","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Best Olympic News Headline\/Photo Combo Goes to\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9487\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9488\" title=\"Us Gymnast Gets Into Hole\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/us-gymast-gets-into-hole_sfgate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/us-gymast-gets-into-hole_sfgate.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/us-gymast-gets-into-hole_sfgate-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wondered what my wife was giggling at. Looked at her screen and saw this on the front page of <a title=\"SFGate.com\" href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\" target=\"_blank\">SFGate<\/a>. The headline was gold but they really stuck it with the photo. While I&#8217;m handing out medals, &#8220;<em>Kayaker given penalty by his mother<\/em>&#8221; definitely gets the bronze.<\/p>\n<p>While you&#8217;re reading WTF news, <a title=\"Extra Extra: Simpsons Newspaper Headlines in One Video\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7854\">see all the Simpsons newspaper headlines in one video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[like]<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wondered what my wife was giggling at. Looked at her screen and saw this on the front page of SFGate. The headline was gold but they really stuck it with the photo. While I&#8217;m handing out medals, &#8220;Kayaker given penalty by his mother&#8221; definitely gets the bronze. While you&#8217;re reading WTF news, see all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[3797,3795,3796,883],"class_list":["post-9487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-olympic-games","tag-sfgate","tag-us-gymnast-gets-into-hole","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9594,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487\/revisions\/9594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}