{"id":9503,"date":"2012-08-20T15:22:39","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T22:22:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9503"},"modified":"2012-10-23T21:16:35","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T04:16:35","slug":"heizenbeard-a-wooly-walter-white-from-breaking-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9503","title":{"rendered":"Heisenbeard: A Wooly Walter White from Breaking Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9503\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9505\" title=\"Heizenbeard\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/wooly-walter-white_heizenbeard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"607\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/wooly-walter-white_heizenbeard.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/wooly-walter-white_heizenbeard-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nice work by <a title=\"Casey Weldon\" href=\"http:\/\/caseyweldon.com\/blog\/?p=453\" target=\"_blank\">Casey Weldon<\/a> (via <a title=\"Wooly Walter White\" href=\"http:\/\/links.laughingsquid.com\/post\/29836822044\/wooly-walter-white-by-casey-weldon\" target=\"_blank\">Laughing Squid<\/a>)<\/p>\n<h2>\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/the-craft-beerds-book\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Pre-order the CRAFT BEERDS book\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/craft-beerds_banner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"198\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>RELATED:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Jeremy Fish: Exclusive \u201cCraft Beerds\u201d Print\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9498\">Jeremy Fish: Exclusive \u201cCraft Beerds\u201d Print<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"TRON Beard: Beardo Optico Revisited\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6625\">TRON Beard: Beardo Optico Revisited<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beerds: 14 Hairy Beer Labels\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5633\">Beerds: 14 Hairy Beer Labels<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice work by Casey Weldon (via Laughing Squid) \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022 RELATED: Jeremy Fish: Exclusive \u201cCraft Beerds\u201d Print TRON Beard: Beardo Optico Revisited Beerds: 14 Hairy Beer Labels<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,3352],"tags":[132,3800,3798,640,3802,3803,3801,3799],"class_list":["post-9503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-random","tag-beard","tag-breaking-bad","tag-casey-weldon","tag-facial-hair","tag-heisenbeard","tag-heisenberg","tag-heizenbeard","tag-walter-white"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9503"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9583,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9503\/revisions\/9583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}