{"id":9629,"date":"2012-12-12T11:04:30","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T18:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9629"},"modified":"2012-12-12T11:05:46","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T18:05:46","slug":"jingle-balls-cross-scrotum-christmas-ornaments-off-your-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=9629","title":{"rendered":"Jingle Balls: Cross Scrotum Christmas Ornaments Off Your List"},"content":{"rendered":"

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For that\u00a0Truck Balls<\/a>-lovin’ guy on your list. Or, more realistically, an epic White Elephant gift. These<\/a> would make a classy stocking stuffer pairing with those boobs you picked up from that Japanese vending machine<\/a>. [via Jezebel<\/a>]<\/p>\n

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For that\u00a0Truck Balls-lovin’ guy on your list. Or, more realistically, an epic White Elephant gift. These would make a classy stocking stuffer pairing with those boobs you picked up from that Japanese vending machine. [via Jezebel] \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022 RELATED: NSFW: Homer\u2019s Doppelb\u00fcber How To: Turn Your Car Into a Tranny Mobile Watch: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[118,3850,1026,3852,3851],"class_list":["post-9629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-balls","tag-bauballs","tag-christmas","tag-ornament","tag-scrotum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9629"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9633,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9629\/revisions\/9633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}