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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Jingle Balls: Cross Scrotum Christmas Ornaments Off Your List

For that Truck Balls-lovin’ guy on your list. Or, more realistically, an epic White Elephant gift. These would make a classy stocking stuffer pairing with those boobs you picked up from that Japanese vending machine. [via Jezebel]

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