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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Shot on RED: Skate and Create “Laikairomania”

We know flames look good on the RED camera (watch Beer + Hot Lava Rocks), but this Spike Jonze executively-produced video for Lakai is scorchingly gorgeous.

Soundtrack:
Ima Robot “Ruthless”
from Another Man’s Treasure download

A fitting follow-up to their explosive Fully Flared video (below), this flaming “LAKAIROMANIA“ vid was created for the annual Transworld contest, Skate and Create. Skate teams are paired up with an art director and video crew for a chance at winning a coveted spot on the mag’s cover.

Vote for it at Transworld Skate and Create »

Dir: Ty Evans DP: Mark Ritzema Ex-Prod: Spike Jonze 
Cam: RED MX, 5D & 7D

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BONUS VID: LAKAI “FULLY FLARED” INTRO

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Yum: Glazed & Amazed on the ampm Secret Menu

‘Glazed & Amazed’

Yes, it’s real. And it’s spectacular. You take an ampm Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissant and switch out the croissant with glazed doughnuts. It’s all part of the new Secret Menu campaign our team at Ogilvy just launched. Pretty much a big invitation to come up with your own creations and try something new. Go nuts.

‘Glazed & Amazed’ on Vimeo.

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‘Dough Ray Moo’

The double-cheeseburger cousin of ‘Glazed & Amazed’.

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Baby Moustache: “I Was Drunk” by Riva Starr / Noze

I’ll be honest, I simply cannot stand ads and videos with dancing babies. Even worse, talking dancing babies. Not. For. A. Second.

But these babies have moustaches. So I can stand it for about 30 seconds. (via Whiskerino)

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WTF: Naked Hay-Bailing Jackass

Why isn’t he cut to shreds? Better yet, why the hell is he naked? You’re both right.

And yes, it has to be fake. Either way, epic bail.

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Beer + Hot Lava Rocks = Dr. Klankenstein Stein Brewing

Who (else) knew lava rocks had such magical powers?

Brooklyn’s Sixpoint Craft Ales, that’s who.

Apparently the ancient beer masters would use 1000 degree lava rocks to make beer. To resurrect this ancient art, called Stein Brewing, Sixpoint partnered with The Museum of Modern Art‘s adjoining restaurant The Modern. Then they got Aaron Ekroth to help tell the story. Beautifully, may I add.

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NSFW: Tron-a-Sutra

There’s nothing sexier than a glowing girl contorting with a double-chinned dude in his Tron Underoos … actually, everything’s sexier than this. But it’s my job to share it with you.

Shot with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets.”

See Tron-a-sutra videos for 20 positions, including the 69, the lesser-known 68, the Sitting Bull, and the Pearly Gates. Get the full story here.

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MANDOM: Charles Bronson Commercial Collection, Bonus Vintage Posters

Probably the most amazing series of commercials with the most amazing jingle in the world. Ever. There’s so much wrong. And so much right.

Even more amazing? When we stayed with my Sister In-Law in LA, her boyfriend Matt actually had a bottle of the stuff. It’s even got the jingle around the cap.

Now that’s a jingle, folks. If its melancholic nostalgia isn’t stuck in your head now, watch the rest of the series …

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Whoa: Indian Pole Gymnastics vs. American Pole Dancing

You won’t catch Jason Bateman pulling off any of these moves.

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Diameter of Mallakhamb Pole:
55 cm at base, 35 cm at top

This Mallakhamb (‘Malla‘ means gymnast, and ‘khamb‘ means poles) vid has been flying around as much as the gymnasts themselves. With good reason. It’s crazy impressive. Though the flesh-colored pole is a little unsettling. Just sayin’. (Thanks, Mel!)

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Diameter of Stripper Pole:
5 cm average

They’re not strippers, they’re dancers acrobats, damnit.

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Moustache: Questionable Grooming

Wonder Beard? Question Mark-Stache? The Riddler? Better yet, Shear Brilliance?

Whatever he calls it, let’s hope he brings it to Petaluma Whiskerino. (Thanks, Bob!)

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Drugs: Ratatat’s Stock Footage Mindfork Music Video

As if stock footage isn’t creepy enough (B Roll‘s another story, however).

Director Carl Burgess scrubbed the Getty Images archives for tons of choice stock footage for Ratatat‘s new video, Drugs. But couldn’t just leave their natural creepiness alone. Oh no. (Thanks, Mike!)

Hear Ratatat on the Friday Five »

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Made entirely from Predator clips, Ratatat‘s Mirando video by E*VAX.

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Tron-Induced Flashback: The Black Hole (1979)

After seeing The Black Hole artwork in the Tron Comic-Con trailer I couldn’t help but pull this up …

I remember watching this as a kid in the Boulder City Theater (just outside Vegas), the same theater my great-grandfather helped build and later died in. No, not drawing any Flynn / Arcade connections. Just random backstory.

Anyway, the cameo’s no coincidence. Tron Legacy director Joseph Kosinski is signed on to remake The Black Hole. Why, I don’t know.

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BONUS: BLACK HOLE MEGO ACTION FIGURE COMMERCIAL

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Repeat: Deer Humps Off With Wife

All that’s missing are these SFX and a loop button. (Thanks, Mel!)

“Scrambling Feet” Hanna-Barbera

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Pulp Disney: Pulp Fiction Dubbed with Donald and Mickey

Wonderful. (via Dangerous Minds)

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Whoa: Jason Bateman Strips in Orbit Dirty Shorts

Jason Bateman, I applaud you. Now put your clothes back on.
(Thanks, Mel!)

Stripclub patron: “Do you have a car?Jason Bateman: “Barely.” No, I don’t know why this line made me laugh so hard but it does.

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Venture Bros: Action Figures and Season 4.5 Trailer

SERIES 1 – Peep the unboxing pics of first round Venture Bros. Mego action figures at the Venture Bros Blog. Dig the 70s stylings.

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SERIES 2 – The new figs of Dr. Girlfriend, Hank VentureDr. Orpheus, and Phantom Limb were unveiled at Comic-Con in all their glory. See the pics.

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SEASON 4.5 COMIC-CON TRAILER

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You’ve waited long enough. At least, I have. The Venture Bros. return to Adult Swim Sunday, September 12 at 11:30p ET/PT.

We promise you old characters, new characters and maybe even dead characters. And genital formal wear!

Yes, genital formal wear. Cannot wait.

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