Ünnecessary Ümlaut

Remember Freezy Freakies, or was it Freaky Freezies, the 80’s gloves that changed colors in the snow? I had dragon ones that totally corroded my fingernails. Wonder why they were discontinued.

Coors Light‘s new “cold activated” can applies the same technology (of the non fingernail-warping variety) and changes color when it’s cold enough to drink. Not gimmicky at all. And sooo necessary. Cough. Cough. 

Need to chill a beer fast? Follow my instructions … 

CHILL OUT WITH THE UMLAUT
Cold beer in 3 minutes: 

1. Fill a bowl with water & ice. 
2. Toss in a handful of salt (swirl for the magic).
3. Submerge your beers for 3 mins. Enjoy.

Or, cold Coors Light in 30 seconds:

1. Fill a glass with water.
2. Toss in ice cubes.
3. Drink. 

Rim shot! Check out videos of different beer-chilling experiments at Project Cold. Some are actually scientific. Some are just plain silly.