![No Tweekers Sign in Mendocino - Unnecessary Umlaut](http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/No-tweekers-sign-mendocino.jpg)
Spotted while driving through Mendocino.
Tweekers and Bag Hos I’m clear on, but what the hell are scantless fish?
I turned to the trusty internets for a definition, expecting one result to come from Urban Dictionary, instead I got this urban Deep-Thoughts-on-crack discussion:
“Y is it femalez are so damn scantless?” See the rest »
![Shit you can't flush on Southwest Airlines](http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/umlaut_flush_origami.jpg)
Don’t even think about flushin’ your origami stealth bomber, fool.
BONUS:
![No Jumping Motorcycles at Ogilvy](http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/umlaut_moto.jpg)
And if you’re heading into the LA Ogilvy office, don’t f-ing levitate above your f-ing motorcycle. David hates that.
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![sign_claw sign_claw](http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sign_claw.png)
Love stuff like this. The dumber the better. (via Infrastructurist)
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