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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Art: The Undeniable Mystical Power of Shirts With Wolves

Exhibit A:

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I’ve been pinged this a lot. After you read the Amazon reviews for this tee, you’ll know why.

“…Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women. Cons: Only 3 wolves…” –B. Govern

“…I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God.” –Chaon

Exhibit B:
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What’s better than shirts with wolves? Shirts with wolves being ridden by hot chicks. Too bad the comments aren’t as good. Threadless Tee by Dick Firestone. (via Uncrate)

Conclusion: Undeniably powerful. And mystical.