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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Opening Day: Drunk Girl at Chicago Cubs Game

UPDATE: REAL OR FAKE? ANSWER BELOW

Not as immediately satisfying as drunk Russian lady destroying grocery aisle or drunk guy putting on flip-flop, but worth a watch for sure. (Thanks, Wardinger)

Here’s a couple choice quotes. On why she comes to games:

“The wings. The beer deals. There’s like, usually like, hot guys that’re, like, up for anything”

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On the girls who are with those hot guys:

“…Depending on what the girl looks like, I’ll just fight her”

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On NPR:

“They should defunct that. What is this, Russia? … “

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UPDATE: REAL OR FAKE? We’ve all been wondering if this was a joke. Finally, there’s proof. It was Kate James of Chicago area sketch comedy ensemble Schadenfreude. Well done, Kate.

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HOWEVER, THESE DRUNK CUBS FANS ARE ABSOLUTELY REAL:

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Watch: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle

Gotta love how everyone (even little old ladies) can now so easily document the crazy shit that goes on around us. Bless you, good samaritans.

I used to live right across from this grocery store when it used to be a Cala. I saw a lot of stern Russians but never like this.

This is right up there with the guy falling in the aisle. Only angrier. Messier. The woman’s obviously crazy. But at the same time, you know it’d be fun. Read how it all went down at SFist »

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W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella

So pathetic, it’s impressive. Someone needs to do a Techno Viking remix of this. Pronto. (Thanks, Mel)

SAME DUDE?

Hang in there. Especially if you’ve seen the original vid. This Tragedy Remix Requiem soundtrack is seriously brilliant. I’m sure Jeff Goldblum would attest.

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