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Watch: The New Machete Trailer is Here

Didn’t believe the last Machete trailer? The movie’s for real. And coming to kick your ass September 3rd. With everyone from Robert De Niro and Lindsay Lohan, to some hot twins, a luchador, and even Steven Seagal. Yes. Yes. Yes. (via Screening Log)

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Trailer: “Don’t tase me, Cockpuncher!” Steven Seagal is Lawman

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Trailer: “Don’t tase me, Cockpuncher!” Steven Seagal is Lawman

Can’t believe this is real. But it is. (Thanks, Wardinger)

If only Cockpuncher was, too.

Although The Onion Movie, overall, was like a weak redux of Kentucky Fried Movie, I’d put Cockpuncher right up there with Fistful of Yen.

“Now, take him to be tortured!”

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