Ünnecessary Ümlaut

Remember the fake Machete trailer in Planet Terror? Well, now there’s a real one …

This is the “Illegal Machete Trailer” with a special Cinco De Mayo message from Danny Trejo.

While a lot stays true to the original-fake trailer, Robert Rodriguez has packed in even more badassery and an onslaught of familiar faces—from Robert De Niro to Lindsay Lohan to Don freakin’ Johnson. (via Ain’t It Cool News)

UPDATE:

Nice black and white tribute to Danny Trejo by The Chumbeques. (Thanks, Mike!)

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