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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Spotted: Giant Pizza Slice In Pinky’s Phone Booth

Pizza Costume Guy In Pinky's Pizza Phone Booth

My bus stop is right by my favorite phone booth in all of Petaluma. Not because I ever use it, or even touch it. I just like that it actually exists. And it’s pink. Today, it was even better. Thanks to this Real California Cheese Pizza Guy flashin’ signs.

Blurred in the background—the famous neon sign that proudly proclaims, “This ain’t no limp crust sissy-boy pizza.” It sure isn’t. Homeslice will kick your ass if you don’t give him a quarter. Are calls still a quarter?

Pinky’s Pizza Parlor on Yelp

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Play: Name That Beard

Play Name That Beard

Good luck getting many right. And better luck not getting this tune stuck in your head, “Name that beard! … Name that beard!! … Can you name that beeeeeard?

This game is an oldie but a goodie. As we approach Petaluma Whiskerino, you’re gonna see more hairy posts like this.

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WTF: Poodle-Camel, -Bison, -Panda, -Pony, -Preposterous

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I’ve always been creeped out by poodles and have only pet them reluctantly, out of guilt. I feel bad ‘cuz I’m sure they’re sweet and smart. But their ramen-like, yet semi-human, curly hair just gives me the willies. So imagine my shock and awe when I came across these photos taken by Ren Netherland. Shudder.

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Adv: Killer Banner Takeovers For Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2

See the Hot Date Banner for Halloween 2

Lonely hot chick? Dead. Crazy dancing insurance guy? Dead. Niedermeyer? … 

Really diggin’ these. Michael Myers is taking aim on all your least-favorite characters from the most-annoying banner ads on the web. All for the upcoming Halloween II. He’s even popping up in those ads you may actually enjoy. Check ’em out:

Hot Date
Auto Insurance
MockBook
Save On Taxes
Taxes On The Rise Mortgage

Created by Heavenspot

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Invent: Ad Man Creates Crash-Course Crowd-Source Twitter Diet

World's First Twitter Diet

A former Creative Director of mine moved to NYC a few years ago and has been steadily packin’ on the poundage ever since. So to go on a diet he can actually stick to, the man’s gone public. Witness The Twitter Diet. ‘Cuz everyone knows you can ignore yourself. You can’t ignore strangers on the interwebs.

We’re all pullin’ for you down at the factory!
Now put a shirt on fer’chrissakes.

Root for / heckle him here: twitterdiet.blogspot.com.

Here’s another guy who’s come up with the idea. Three days too late.

Live: Paul Reubens Brings The Pee-Wee Herman Show To The Stage

I am so damn excited for this! On November 8 The Pee-Wee Herman Show will begin a super-limited run at the Music Box @ The Fonda in LA. With live-action cast and puppets galore.

It’s time … My Pee-Wee suit and red bow tie are at the ready – and this is proof that white shoes are cool past Labor Day.” 
—Paul Reubens 

Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.com.

The Pee-Wee Herman Show Official Site (Thanks, Mel!)

Ukulele: Moustaches of the World

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Form and function have never been so inextricably combined. The fine folks of Tucson design studio Xylocopa have inlayed the 25 major moustache groups into one ukulele. Imagine the possibilities. See more pics. (Thanks, Rich!)

Hang: Glass Ledge on Sears Tower Makes Me Wanna Pee, Spit

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1350 feet above the Chi-Town ‘crete is The Ledge. $14.95 grants you access. But three layers of half-inch thick glass keeps you from throwing stuff down (including your body). Full article on the Trib.

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By comparison, 4,000 feet above the Colorado River hangs the Grand Canyon Skywalk. Those Hualapai Native Americans don’t mess around.

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